Hectic week

It sucks when you get two huge assignments on the same day due in exactly one week. It sucks even more when one is an image collection where a narrative must be explained without words. Hence, that's why I spent about 20 hours doing 24 with Monkeys. I was surprised how many images of monkeys with guns you can find on google. Its apparently even a band name. Kind of a crappy band name, though.

Rant on frat houses part 2- Chi Phi

Let me begin with the most fundamental reason to have a frat party: To get very drunk, very cheaply and hook up with random girls who you will awkwardly see a week later hooking up with another guy, while allowing the Frat to showcase how awesome they are. Well, Chi Phi has some fundamentality issues in its philosophy because they only seem to care about getting themselves drunk and hooking up with girls. However, they definitely do think they are awesome. Its kind of sad when you walk into a place to get drunk and you cant because it takes you too long to get a fucking drink. It is also pathetic that you dont have the opportunity to find any suitable ladies because of how fucking crowded your party is, I can barely move, let alone dance. Did I mention the movie sucked more balls then an afterparty at a Gay Pride Parade. Essentially to fix their issue, they need to get cooler people in their frat (rid themselves of the tools), get a much bigger house, and just generally, stop sucking balls. Oh ya, about their bathrooms, I applaud them for having a bathroom where five guys can piss at once, props.

Rant on frat houses part one- Zeta Psi

So last night I went to Zeta Psi and thinking back upon I the words WHAT THE FUCK keep running through my head. Several incidents occurred last night, I'll start with the first: Bathrooms. Seriously, you're expecting 200+ people to attend your shindig, charge $5 serve them with extremely cheap beer which they need to wait ten minutes just to get one and you only provide two bathrooms. TWO FUCKING BATHROOMS for over 200 people who are getting wasted and drinking lots of watered down beer. I swear the line was 15 min just to use the bathroom, and the fucking frat guy had the nerve to yell at me for pissing in a corner on the wall in the dance floor. Maybe if they provided adequate restrooms this wouldn't be a problem. This now leads to my second qualm: Cleanliness. How the fuck do you live in a frat house. I swear those bathrooms were so disgusting I just pissed everywhere, floor, toilet, sink, walls, ceiling, fuck if there had been a doorknob I would have pissed on it too. The glimpse of light that was protruding from the hole in the door where a doorknob should have been revealed vomit and puddles of piss on the floor because the toilet was flooded with urine to the rim. However, the bathrooms were not the only problem. The floors themselves were atrocious. I'm curious how on a nice dry night, there are puddles of some liquid substances all over the floor (I admit I contributed to this by pissing on the floor). It must take hours to clean that fucking place. I understand that the people who live there probably don't dwell in the party floor, but still, its pretty fucking disgusting. I wouldnt have been surprised if someone shit on the floor

So I was in geology today, and was sitting at this desk thing and opened it up and there are papers in there. I pull out one of the papers and low and behold, out falls a molded rotten orange peel. It drops to the floor crumbling a bit and is hard like a rock. I threw at my friend, she screamed, it was funny.

Right now im sitting in geology class. A canadian man is speaking about blah blah blah... kill me.

I ripped my pants leg last night, drunk. It sucked.

Day Not Two

Fucking bastards at redbarn charged me $70 to only tell me whats wrong with my desktop, so im stuck using my laptop which is slower then an old man using a walker to cross a street.