Rant on frat houses part 2- Chi Phi

Let me begin with the most fundamental reason to have a frat party: To get very drunk, very cheaply and hook up with random girls who you will awkwardly see a week later hooking up with another guy, while allowing the Frat to showcase how awesome they are. Well, Chi Phi has some fundamentality issues in its philosophy because they only seem to care about getting themselves drunk and hooking up with girls. However, they definitely do think they are awesome. Its kind of sad when you walk into a place to get drunk and you cant because it takes you too long to get a fucking drink. It is also pathetic that you dont have the opportunity to find any suitable ladies because of how fucking crowded your party is, I can barely move, let alone dance. Did I mention the movie sucked more balls then an afterparty at a Gay Pride Parade. Essentially to fix their issue, they need to get cooler people in their frat (rid themselves of the tools), get a much bigger house, and just generally, stop sucking balls. Oh ya, about their bathrooms, I applaud them for having a bathroom where five guys can piss at once, props.